It’s called “Tomato/Tomahto“. Some might call it derivative. Some might call it a vegetable (it’s not). Some might even call it overpriced, but in comparison to the 6.24 million dollar banana on the wall, my latest (and first) work of fruit-related art is a bargain and starts at only one million dollars. I say “starts at” because the banana initially sold for a hundred grand and now look at it. A man can dream. And if a banana duct taped to a wall can fetch that kind of scratch, who would want to wake up? Contact me and we can arrange payment through Zelle, Venmo, even Walmart gift cards. I’m flexible.

If you’re interested, you can also become my very own patron. I have other ideas along the same vein. I don’t want to give too much away, but think Jello and a nail. Can you imagine if I can pull that off? Priceless.