Thinking Twice

Where Are All the New Ideas?

What is it that some say? All the stories have been told, everything done since are simply sequels. Well, I say poppycock! Yeah I said poppycock (a word derived from an old Dutch word which means “as fine as powdered doll shit” – didn’t know they could do that) because it fits within the theme… Continue reading Where Are All the New Ideas?

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W$%t*#g? WTF!

Writing begins with spelling. As Dr. Richard Gentry so eloquently put (if not egregiously wrote) in his scientific paper, The Science of Spelling – The Explicit Specifics that Make Great Readers and Writers (and Spellers!): “Automatic and correct mastery of appropriate words at each grade level aids spellers in developing knowledge and predictability of … blah… Continue reading W$%t*#g? WTF!

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Ten Easy Steps to Six-Pack Flabs!

Got six-pack flabs? That belly full of jelly? Not yet? For those who want more in girth as in life, read on. Follow these ten simple steps and you’ll launch that paunch in no time. 1) Stop exercising. The rest is all downhill. 2) Cut down on fruit and vegetables. Eat a Fruit-Rollup if you’re craving strawberries. For… Continue reading Ten Easy Steps to Six-Pack Flabs!

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Who’s the Hardest Twerking Woman in Show Business Now?

And we all know who that is. It’s a shame Miley’s been getting such rotten press lately. I think some who don’t twerk as hard at promoting their careers are jealous that she’s getting so much attention. Move over Tina with your shimmy shake. There’s a new girl in town. I think most people were more comfortable when she… Continue reading Who’s the Hardest Twerking Woman in Show Business Now?