Now for some “I Do and I Don’ts”  – my way of clearing my head of random thoughts. Sure, we’re not supposed to use ‘and’ or ‘but’ so much, but sometimes, you just can’t help yourself.  You should try it…

I do think I should plan for my retirement, but I don’t think I’ll ever actually be able to retire.

I do have a soft spot for puppies and kittens, and I don’t regret it for a second no matter how much Donald hates them.

I do hold out hope for love but, when I do, I don’t think she’ll be able to put up with me.

I do miss riding standing up in the backseat of my parents car, but I don’t think it’s such a good idea anymore.

I do believe in global warming, and I don’t see it getting much better

I do believe in karma, but I don’t care if you ever get yours.

I do love PBJ’s, and I don’t think I’m too old for them.

I did promise to love, honor and cherish as long as we both shall live, but I still don’t see why there’s a problem with my socks being on the floor.

I did have my fortune told, but I don’t think my future was worth the ten bucks.

I did mow the lawn when I was a kid, but I didn’t like it one bit.

I don’t mow the lawn now, and I do have a lot more spare time.

I did believe in Santa Claus, but I don’t now and the gifts he brings aren’t nearly as good as they used to be.

Got any of your own?

Until next week – Don’t Look Down
by William Darrah Whitaker