Now for some “I Do and I Don’ts” – my way of clearing my head of random thoughts. Sure, we’re not supposed to use ‘and’ or ‘but’ so much, but sometimes, you just can’t help yourself. You should try it… I do think I should plan for my retirement, but I don’t think I’ll ever actually… Continue reading I Do and I Don’ts
What is it that some say? All the stories have been told, everything done since are simply sequels. Well, I say poppycock! Yeah I said poppycock (a word derived from an old Dutch word which means “as fine as powdered doll shit” – didn’t know they could do that) because it fits within the theme… Continue reading Where Are All the New Ideas?
Writing begins with spelling. As Dr. Richard Gentry so eloquently put (if not egregiously wrote) in his scientific paper, The Science of Spelling – The Explicit Specifics that Make Great Readers and Writers (and Spellers!): “Automatic and correct mastery of appropriate words at each grade level aids spellers in developing knowledge and predictability of … blah… Continue reading W$%t*#g? WTF!
Got six-pack flabs? That belly full of jelly? Not yet? For those who want more in girth as in life, read on. Follow these ten simple steps and you’ll launch that paunch in no time. 1) Stop exercising. The rest is all downhill. 2) Cut down on fruit and vegetables. Eat a Fruit-Rollup if you’re craving strawberries. For… Continue reading Ten Easy Steps to Six-Pack Flabs!
What if there were an immortality pill. Would you take it? It would halt your growth at your current age, remove all health issues and you would stay that way forever (or maybe until someone cut off your head, I haven’t really thought this all the way through). Oh, and one more thing. You only have… Continue reading Immortality – Ten Reasons to Think Twice
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